Any funny Fundie quotes?

I love that site! It scares me half to death though. Did you see the one from the man who claimed it was impossible to rape your own wife even if she says "no" and fights you? Apparently in his interpretation of the faith the woman actually, physically belongs to the man. She's property. In my faith he'd get an axe in the face. Women are taught to stand up for themselves and men are taught to respect us, not treat us as property. I think that's why some of the early Christian writers edited our goddesses right out of their writings or watered them down so severely. The thought of a strong woman is apparently threatening to some of them. I can only imagine a goddess or ten who are every bit as powerful and fierce as a male deity would be downright terrifying.